...the Caveman's algorithm...
- begin
- if hear barking
- then
- curse like Bronson
- go outside and investigate
- if barking from wolf
- then
- domesticate the damn animal
- endif
- ask dog what matter is
- repeat
- thrash mutt
- until recall that dogs can't speak
- investigate more scientifically
- if science hasn't been invented yet
- then
- wait a few thousand years for it to be
- endif
- if bonehead is barking for nothing
- then
- invent fire and hurl it at the mangy cur
- else
- follow it
- if it leads to dinosaur
- then
- if feeling sensible
- go back to cave
- else
- take out life insurance
- attack dino with hi-tech automatic TR-35 bludgeons
- endif
- else if leads to potentially domesticable animals eg TVs
- then
- capture sample animals using sophisticated methods depicted on Friday's movie
- else if leads to food (eg McDonald's)
- take some home for junior
- else if leads to group of travelling salesman
- take them to club (ie pulp their mostly empty brains)
- endif
- go home with best friend (pizza, or dog if former is yet to enter this stinking planet)
- reach home sweet home
- pull up a rock and meditate upon the future - invent
- wheel perhaps
- set alarm for 1 hour past dawn on sundial
- go back to bed
- endif
- else (if no barking heard)
- why get up?
- endif
- end
Lo triste de los chistes de carrera es que nadie mas los entiende...
y este es aun peor.
y este es aun peor.
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