The Queue Principle: The longer you wait in line, the greater the likelihood that you are standing in the wrong line.
There can never be a computer language in which you cannot write a bad program.
Those who can, do. Those who cannot, teach. Those who cannot teach, HACK!
User error: replace user and press any key to continue.
Warning, keyboard not found. Press Enter to continue.
What boots up must come down.
Why do we want intelligent terminals when there are so many stupid users?
Windows: the ultimate triumph of marketing over technology.
You are making progress if each mistake is a new one.
Shutting down networkservers reguarly during worktime prevents RSI and develops social contacts at work.
The definition of an upgrade: Take old bugs out, put new ones in.
MACINTOSH stands for Most Applications Crash If Not The Operating System Hangs.
Maintenance-free: When it breaks, it can't be fixed...
Math problems? Call 1-800-[(10x)(ln(13e))]-[sin(xy)/2.362x]
My software never has bugs. It just develops random features.
Never say "OOPS!" always say "Ah, Interesting!"
One person's error is another person's data.
Owners of digital watches: Your day's are numbered!
If the pen is mightier than the sword, and a picture is worth a thousand words, how dangerous is a fax?
I hit the CTRL key but I'm still not in control!
Is reading in the bathroom considered Multi-Tasking.
It is easier to write an incorrect program than understand a correct one.
It's not a bug; it's an undocumented feature.
It works! Now if only I could remember what I did...
If at first you don't succeed, call it version 1.0.
Enter any 11-digit prime number to continue...
Error reading FAT record: Try the SKINNY one? (Y/N)
Computers can never replace human stupidity.
Computers follow your orders, not your intentions.
All computers wait at the same speed.
Any program that runs right is obsolete.
A Life? Cool! Where can I download one of those from?
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